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Walt Palmer, a dentist from Minnesota, and his bow and arrow are about to have an interesting week

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by 93Devil, Jul 28, 2015.

  1. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    ISIS could get some positive PR by beheading this dickless asshole.
     
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  2. Stoney

    Stoney Well-Known Member

    For $50,000 couldn't you just buy a lion?

    Seriously, how tiny must your dick be to pay 50 grand to shoot a people-friendly animal just so you can later tell your friends what a macho big game lion hunter you are.
     
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  3. JohnHammond

    JohnHammond Well-Known Member

    Slacktivist campaign of the week.
     
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  4. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    Nah, he paid that so he could have a big honking black maned lion head over his fireplace. Hail the great white hunter.
     
  5. Gator

    Gator Well-Known Member

    Living under this rock, I've never heard of this term before, but I love it.
     
  6. Stoney

    Stoney Well-Known Member

    If anyone's wondering if our dentist has been in trouble for this sort of thing before, please take note:
    Oh but this time he didn't know, right? Fuck this guy. I hope he spends ample time in a Zimbabwean prison cell.
     
    Last edited: Jul 29, 2015
  7. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Typical Boomer. It's always someone else's fault.
     
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Don't disagree with your assessment one bit but I wouldn't call a lion people-friendly.
     
  9. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

  10. Stoney

    Stoney Well-Known Member

    For most lions that's true, but this particular lion apparently was people-friendly. From what I've read, sounds like it was essentially a tame lion that had been adopted as a de facto mascot by the park. Which may be why it was it was so easy to lure it outside the park for this guy to shoot--the thing had made the fatal mistake of learning to trust humans.
     
    Last edited: Jul 28, 2015
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  11. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    I think the GOP just found its candidate!
     
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  12. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    John Hammond isn't old enough yet.
     
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