Wal-Mart's husband store

ondeadline · Dec 12, 2007

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A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. Among the instructions at the entrance, is a description of how the store operates.

There are only 6 floors. It states that the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... As you open the door to any floor you may choose any man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Wal-Mart Husband Store to find a husband...

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going...

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"...

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart's Husband Store, please exit the building!
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imjustagirl2 · Dec 12, 2007

I'd have been out of luck by the time I got to floor 2. Dammit.

RedHotChiliPrepper · Dec 12, 2007

The sad part is, I was trying to figure out which floor I would be displayed on. I'm guessing the second.

three_bags_full · Dec 12, 2007

Although not good looking, by any stretch of the imagination, I have all the other stuff.

Idaho · Dec 12, 2007

three_bags_full said:

Although not good looking, by any stretch of the imagination, I have all the other stuff.
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Well, I got the drop dead good looking part down -- I'm going solely on what a licensed medical professional told me -- and I help (not very good at, though) the housework. My job is a job and I do love my kids.

too bad I'm a dickhead. Otherwise I might be perfect.

three_bags_full · Dec 12, 2007

Idaho said:

three_bags_full said:

Although not good looking, by any stretch of the imagination, I have all the other stuff.
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Well, I got the drop dead good looking part down -- I'm going solely on what a licensed medical professional that hooker told me -- and I help (not very good at, though) the housework. My job is a job and I do love my kids.

too bad I'm a dickhead. Otherwise I might be perfect.
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Sorry. Too easy.

Idaho · Dec 12, 2007

my wife is not, despite what dooley might have some believe and the fact that she has been paid by several men to help them get erections, a hooker.

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