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Wal-Mart — Not Evil?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by JayFarrar, Feb 9, 2009.

  1. Liut

    Liut Well-Known Member

    Glass doesn't put any of his money into his baseball team, so I don't trade there.
     
  2. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    You'd think WM would send somebody who, a) doesn't look like a dick, b) doesn't sound like a dick, and c) had been prepared with at least a couple of semi-passable answers that didn't start out with a regurgitation of their TV commercial tagline.

    Next I suppose they will hold hearings on the fast food industry and the industry will pool its resources to hire a common spokesman, who, when Sanders puts it to him, "What do you think the fast food industry should tell low-paid workers to address the concerns of income inequality," answers, "You deserve a break today! I'm lovin' it! Have it your way! Now that's better!!"
     
  3. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    I heard he gave Grimace a purple nurple.
     
  4. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    I think the prerequisite for being a Wal-Mart "alpha dog"- besides having a three-word name that begins with a letter and a period- is to look and sound like a dick as much as is possible.
     
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