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Wait until this girl's name shows up in a box score

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by MTM, Nov 29, 2018.

  1. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    Met a woman years ago named Female (fem-ah-lee). She said that's what her mother wrote on the birth certificate in the hospital.
  2. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    How does she keep her hat on, velcro?

  3. Kato

    Kato Well-Known Member

    I remember the volleyball calls from one town about 15 years ago. Four girls named Chloe. Three different spellings. (I'm not sure I remember the other two, Cloe and Khloe maybe?)
  4. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    And a cousin named Stu.
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I thought about this when I saw some of the comments on this thread.

    My dad was an elementary school principal in the 1970s. The school was in a really poor area. He had a couple of girls come through who were named Female (pronounced fe-ma-lee, as you said). I believe it was because when the moms didn't have a name for the baby, someone would just write "male or "female" on the birth certificate.
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  6. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    Lmnop rolls off the tongue better.
  7. MTM

    MTM Well-Known Member

    Still one of my favorite Simpsons moments

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  8. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

  9. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Somewhere, Charles Schultz is kicking himself.

    555 95472
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  10. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

  11. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Also curious:
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  12. Just the facts ma am

    Just the facts ma am Well-Known Member

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