Wait until Al Gore finds out about this!

That's a smart, proactive move — a forward base on the moon.
I saw on 'Doctor Who' that the Daleks have a secret space fleet hidden in our solar system and plan to destroy the earth.

 

I saw on South Park that Al Gore fears the ManBearPig.

 

Why can't we have politicians like this guy?

JR, how about instead of sending us Celine Dion you send us a few of your pols?

 

You can have Hellyer to decide military policy.

You can have Ralph Klein, former Premier of Alberta to pick up the national check for all your drinks.

You can have Belinda Stronach to forge "alliances" with every Senator.

You can have our present Prime Minister Stephen Harper who will teach your country about hockey (He's in the midst of writing a book on the early history of the game). Come to think of it, you can have him anyway. Way, way too right wing.

Oh, and you can have our local city councillor who could drink Ted Kennedy under the table.

 

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

 

I think nuttiest is the right call.

 

Ross Perot tried, but the FBI kidnapped his daughter.

 

UFOs are responsible for alot more than what's been said here already:
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