Waaay too good for the jobs board.... Freelance Writers Wanted

http://lansing.craigslist.org/wri/689341604.html

Freelance writers needed to do porn movie reviews


I can only imagine how this job interview would go.

Interviewer:"So what qualifies you for this position."

Interviewee:"Well, ummm I have a journalism degree, and I watch a lot of porn."

 

Can't be all that legit. They've been posting on every Craigslist writing/editing board. I suspect it's a scam.

 

I found the lighting and cinematography to be lacking. The plot was jejune and too stereotypical. So I give "Spring Break Sluts Vol. XII" only four boners out of five.

 

One message board I used to be on had a feature we called Friday Afternoon Smut.

One of its members would write a post with heavy porno featuring members.

That's as close to writing porn as I will probably ever get.

 

Like this:

While Wicked was critiquing a porno video for a more "legit" poster who wasn't on craigslist, he spotted Forevertown was the lead actor.

 

Most porno, at some point, features members.

 

Dooley noted. But in this case, I meant denizens of that particular message board.

 

I actually wrote one for a short story class in college. I got an A for it, but the only problem was I had to read it to the class. With all the enunciations and such.

 

I would expect nothing less, Rumple.

Did anything useful come from this (pardon the bad pun)?

 

I don't know if I should be offended by this comment or not.

But nothing really came of the story, yet. I wrote it and it only goes up to the point of the first sex scene. I wouldn't know the first thing about producing a legitimate porn or finding a studio to take a look at the script. It would be an interracial porn though, entitled "Phi, Slam Her, Jam Her."

 

The problem with doing reviews of porn movies is that you'd spend all your earnings on laptop cleaning.

 

I think the LA Times has a reporter who covers the porn industry.