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Waaay too good for the jobs board.... Freelance Writers Wanted

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by mustangj17, Jun 4, 2008.

  1. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member


    Freelance writers needed to do porn movie reviews

    I can only imagine how this job interview would go.

    Interviewer:"So what qualifies you for this position."

    Interviewee:"Well, ummm I have a journalism degree, and I watch a lot of porn."
  2. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Can't be all that legit. They've been posting on every Craigslist writing/editing board. I suspect it's a scam.
  3. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    I found the lighting and cinematography to be lacking. The plot was jejune and too stereotypical. So I give "Spring Break Sluts Vol. XII" only four boners out of five.
  4. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    One message board I used to be on had a feature we called Friday Afternoon Smut.

    One of its members would write a post with heavy porno featuring members.

    That's as close to writing porn as I will probably ever get.
  5. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Like this:

    While Wicked was critiquing a porno video for a more "legit" poster who wasn't on craigslist, he spotted Forevertown was the lead actor.
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Most porno, at some point, features members.
  7. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Dooley noted. But in this case, I meant denizens of that particular message board.
  8. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    I actually wrote one for a short story class in college. I got an A for it, but the only problem was I had to read it to the class. With all the enunciations and such.
  9. Birdscribe

    Birdscribe Active Member

    I would expect nothing less, Rumple.

    Did anything useful come from this (pardon the bad pun)?
  10. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    I don't know if I should be offended by this comment or not.

    But nothing really came of the story, yet. I wrote it and it only goes up to the point of the first sex scene. I wouldn't know the first thing about producing a legitimate porn or finding a studio to take a look at the script. It would be an interracial porn though, entitled "Phi, Slam Her, Jam Her."
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    The problem with doing reviews of porn movies is that you'd spend all your earnings on laptop cleaning.
  12. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I think the LA Times has a reporter who covers the porn industry.
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