@vodka_samm

College girl gets drunk, runs on field, and is arrested.

She blows a .341 and is proud of it.

http://bit.ly/1dHM2fx

Gotta love the twitter handle though.

 

I don't think she actually ran on the field (as I try to follow the story). She has become a Twitter legend and retweeted about 200 compliments, while telling haters to fuck off. Her dad's quite the dude too, expressing his pride in her ability to drink -- he also says she was never on the field and got arrested an hour before the game.

 

Nice tongue!

 

Anyone who's tailgated at Kinnick can tell you .341 probably wasn't even in the Top 10 BACs at the game that day.

 

I bet she's proud of a lot of things that she blows.

(I'm talking about penises)

 

I dunno...with that tongue, she might be more of a licker.

(I'm talking about vaginas)

 

Spike, I'll subscribe to your newsletter over Meat II's any day.

 

It's fascinating to me the cultural pass alcohol can get sometimes. The girl's a serious drug addict.

 

Like I said about the three girls who ran onto the field during the College World Series, if you're going to do stupid shit, just make sure you're hot (or at least reasonably cute) and people will think you're awesome.

 

She's a drunk 6.

 

Cop looks like a young Tackleberry.

 

The tats really bring the look together.