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Virgin Tales — Chapters 3-6

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JayFarrar, Sep 10, 2008.

  1. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Did you just rhyme tail and Tales?
     
  2. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Just so we're clear, you haven't hit it yet, right?
     
  3. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    This wouldn't be called the Virgin Tales if he did, right?
     
  4. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Jesus Jay, sorry to hear about that.

    But she should at least give you a mercy hump just for sticking it out (so to speak) with her.

    Best of luck, hope your virgin recovers quickly.
     
  5. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    The original rhymes "scale" and "Tales." You got a better suggestion?
     
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    My favorite roses are the Red Intuitions. They're like tie-dyed roses. Awesomely gorgeous in the deep red.

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  7. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    That's just great, but it says something about the sad state of my television life when I knew from the outset what music to put those lyrics to.

    Or, maybe not. I could be an expert at all things SBTB and Seinfeld. :D

    None-the-less. Top notch.
     
  8. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Hey, take it to PM! Stay on topic. And have a Happy Deflower Your Virgin Day. :D
     
  9. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    So that's why two of my last girlfriends broke up with me ...
     
  10. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    People, people, people. If Jay is truly interested in getting laid by this woman at some point before the dawn of the next millenium, the only way to go is orchids -- the more exotic the better. Sensuality in a vase.

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  11. BigSleeper

    BigSleeper Active Member

    Orchids? I think General Sternwood put it best in "The Big Sleep":

    "They are nasty things. Their flesh is too much like the flesh of men. And their perfume has the rotten sweetness of a prostitute."
     
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  12. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I'm not much for orchids or roses or lillies. I'm totally a wildflower kinda girl. I'm wild and crazy like that.
     
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