Vince McMahon to Target Alienated NFL Fans with 'New XFL'

The new XFL will be so patriotic - they will do ALL FOUR verses of the anthem.
When they roll out that continental shaped American flag, they'll have sections that include Hawaii and Alaska.

 

not to mention fs1 is dying for content between amateur golf matches and exhibition soccer in the summer

 

I already get my fill of a conference featuring mediocre football, a history of fixed matches and awful officiating every week.

It's called the Mid-American Conference.

 

This one will have the added benefit of the POTUS and his Small Business Administration tweeting constantly and additionally paving the way for it in every way conceivable.

 

Yep. Ever since the rumors of the XFL broke I've wondered how much of Trump's bogus NFL culture war has been a long con to pave the way for his buddy's league.

 

XFL 2.0: Where you get 2 points for every concussion you inflict on the other team.

 

One point right off the bat for every player who stands for the anthem.

 

One point for each cheerleader nipple that is exposed "accidentally" during a halftime performance.

 

Looks like somebody still is feeling the effects of that last Stone Cold Stunner.

 

Tebow v Manziel Week 1.
Book it.

 

Three points if a player is tackled through one of the random tables that are put all over the field. Defense can shift the tables around before the snap.