Victory is mine!!

Sorry. Just needed to gloat.

A big story regarding a nearby college football program fell into my lap. That happens all of the time, of course, all over the country.

But, you see, I am a freelance columnist for a local free weekly and the local newspaper (where I was fucked over for a number of years before being, mercifully, laid off) and television station (where I landed after said fucking and layoff) are clueless and are going to be left holding their dicks.

I win! They lose!

 

OK. What can you do for me today?

 

Are you going to sell the scoop then? Post it on your own website? What?

 

The story I wrote about the whole thing comes out in next week's issue. DoctorFace, FTW!

 

BLOGS!

 

Are you the warrior?

 

Victory is mine! Victory is mine! Great day in the morning, people. Victory is mine.
I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.

[Josh Lyman]


Just an excuse for a West Wing quote. Carry on, people.

 

Actually, I like the Kenny Mayne variation: I am the King! Bring me your finest meats and cheeses!

 

I hope the local paper and TV station don't get the story and report it before your paper comes out, Doc.

 

Banking on a optimism for you, I hope when the paper and television station read your scoop and say "HTF did we miss that?" they will credit your paper in their reports.

It is a good feeling when you can pull off something like this. Be working on the follow-up now.

 

Doc doesn't appreciate you being a killjoy, Ace.

 

Professor Chaos flooding South Park by leaving the garden hose on.