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Viagra falls: What goes up must come down?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by maumann, Dec 10, 2020.

  1. maumann

    maumann Well-Known Member

  2. OscarMadison

    OscarMadison Well-Known Member

    Well... I guess there are going to be some turgid depressives or happy flaccid guys. That sounds like a good album title.
     
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  3. maumann

    maumann Well-Known Member

    Now I've got "Shiny Happy People" by R.E.M. stuck in my head.
     
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  4. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    The drug testing could be a difference maker in the pickleball playoffs.
     
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  5. OscarMadison

    OscarMadison Well-Known Member

    If David Allan Coe was still around... I want my alt. country hot take on this.
     
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  6. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Doc, I was depressed, then I popped a huge boner and got happy for a second. Then I realized it was just another wasted opportunity and I got depressed again. You know the phrase being all dressed up and have no where to go? Try it with drill with no hole to bore into!
     
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  7. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    “No, I’m never gonna get it up, but that’s never gonna get me down!”

    (Never gonna lay you down and insert you
    Never gonna be that guy
    Never gonna make you sigh
    Never gonna even try to flirt you)
     
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  8. DanielSimpsonDay

    DanielSimpsonDay Well-Known Member

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    happy flacid people holding...
     
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  9. maumann

    maumann Well-Known Member

    I get knocked down, but I get up again, because they're never gonna keep me down...
     
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  10. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    Damn, we just got Oggiedoggie rolled.
     
  11. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    "Pissing the night away" is difficult with a stiffie.
     
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  12. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    You can do it. Just might overshoot the bowl.
     
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