Verlander's $3,000 chocolate milk

Isn't there also some debate to as to if Dr. Naismith is really the creator of basketball?

 

Back to the important matters, this Cal Ripken, Jr. fellow is a damn good shortstop. Plus, he has played in quite games in a row now. Who thinks he has a shot at Gehrig?

 

I'm hearing that the 1919 Series may not be on the up-and-up. Be careful about plunking your money down on Chicago.

 

Say it ain't so. Well, you can always put your money on the Reds. I just got a tip from a guy named Charlie Hustle.

 

I think this Woods kid may a have a future in golf.

I hope he can stay focused on Sundays.

 

Walter and Phyllis Gretzky of Brantford, Ontario have a young lad named Wayne who bears watching on the hockey rink in the future.

 

I watched a wrestling match on TV last night, and I don't think the referee saw all of the illegal moves.

 

Now THAT was clever...

 

I heard the Cubs just recently won a World Series.

 

Me neither.

 

Anybody notice that Barry Bonds is a bit bigger than his Pittsburgh Pirates days? You think he's taking illegal drugs or just loading up on the carbs?

 

Fixed.