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Vatican: We will rock you

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JayFarrar, Feb 16, 2010.

  1. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    The official newspaper of the Vatican released its list of the 10 best albums of all-time.

    Be prepared — It doesn’t suck.

    The newspaper, no really, the official newspaper of the Vatican said, “the albums are perfect listening material for anyone who finds himself marooned on a desert island.”

    The list
    The Beatles’ “Revolver”
    Pink Floyd’s “The Dark Side of The Moon”
    Oasis’ “(What’s the Story) Morning Glory?”
    Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”
    U2’s “Achtung Baby”
    Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumours”
    Donald Fagen’s “The Nightfly”
    Carlos Santana’s “Supernatural”
    Paul Simon’s “Graceland”
    David Crosby’s “If I Could Only Remember My Name”

    It also offers some commentary. This on Thriller, “Some songs seem to have been written yesterday…. while others still send shivers down the spine for their illuminating simplicity and musical thrust.”
    And this 100 percent correct observation on Oasis: “The album was never equaled because of the in-fighting by the Gallagher brothers.”
    They also dropped the papal body slam on Bob Dylan.
    “Because he paved the way for generations of unprofessional singer-songwriters who have ‘harshly tested the ears and patience of listeners’ with their tormented stories.”
  2. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Where's Judas Priest?
  3. Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell

    Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell Active Member

    Where is The Electric Prunes' "Mass in F Minor"?
  4. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    God Shammgod likes this.
  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Puts him in good company - Boethius, Galileo, Joyce, etc.
  6. Clerk Typist

    Clerk Typist Guest

    Sounds like Papal bull to me.
  7. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I've got admit, if we hadn't been talking about 'Confederacy of Dunces' recently, there's no way Boethius comes to mind.
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Resisting any comments about the Vatican liking a Michael Jackson album.
  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Conspicuously absent: R. Kelly.
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    And the Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack.
  11. Wenders

    Wenders Well-Known Member

    I have severe issues picturing Pope Benedict listening to Floyd.

    Now JPII, he was cool. He probably was a Beatles fan.
  12. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    More of a U2 guy.

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