Vanessa Carlton comes "out"

Carlton has more of a chin than Branch, and she probably appreciates Santana more. I think Branch is a spot cuter, but I wouldn't throw them out of my bed for playing early 2000's adult alternative pop.

 

1000 miles, isn't that two dudes that look like the guy from Flight of the Conchords?

And I would walk a 1,000 miles to fall down at your door. DA LA DA DA LA DA DA LA DA ...

 

That song's called "500 Miles." And, naturally, it's only half as good.

 

By the Proclaimers. I think it was in Benny and Joon.

 

Shocker.

 

She'd accept one from either gender.

 

But they said they would walk 500 miles, THEN walk 500 MORE. I like to imagine they all walked 1,000 miles to meet each other after being Facebook friends, only the Pretenders are 800 pounds apiece and Vanessa has a penis. Because isn't that what Internet love is all about?

 

While we're on the subject of The Proclaimers, can anyone tell me what "havering" is?

 

Edwin Starr only walked 25 miles, the lazy fucker.

 

But could he see for miles and miles and miles and miles ... ?

 

Not just jazz, either. The two accoustic CDs he did for the MCA Masters label were outstanding.

 

The AV Club checks in on, again, Vanessa Carlton.

And, again, it made me laugh very hard.