Valentine's Day, ugh!

Damn it, BBAM! Way to ruin my good mood!

 

I'm just lookin' out for a brotha.

 

Hopefully you enjoy watching your wife eat steak.

 

I now have a new candidate for November.

I will be voting a write-in for MrWrite.

Any man who can get his better half to spend Valentine's Day in a strip club can clearly find a way to solve the problems of the country.

 

Think so? I think she's in it for the leverage.

 

Mr.Write might be Dubya in disguise.

 

I promise, she's not in it for the leverage. She just rocks. Believe me, I know how unusual this is. My last girlfriend wouldn't have wanted me within the same zip code of a strip club on my own, much less spending V-day there.

Plus, who knew this could result in presidential votes for me? Who says voting for a third party is throwing away your vote?

And BBAM, I promise I'll come crying to the board and accept my comeuppance if I end up looking at schlongs on steak and bj day (other than my own schlong, which i'm hoping to see and then not see, see and then not see, etc., after my steak.)

 

I'll try not to take that personally. But if you insist, at least allow me to continue the metaphor and make the strip club equal to Iraq, in which case i will be happy to invade it and then stay there way too long. (note to political types: just having fun. no need for a political threadjack.)

 

Watch out for the IUDs.

 

Here's hoping the lady friend doesn't become a WMD.

 

I honestly thought when I first read it you said "she's in it for the cleavage."

 

Is there even such a thing as topless cleavage?

I'll have to look into it.