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Valentine's Day - Pat O'Brien Style

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Feb 14, 2014.

  1. Dear (your sweetheart's name here)

    I wanna f**king go crazy with you. ... You are so f**king hot, and I wanna eat you, and I want you to suck my c**k, and I want to f**k you. ... Let's do it, you are so f**king hot, leave me a voicemail. I'm going to the bathroom, leave me a voicemail. ... I told (insert name of hot friend here) that you were into her. ... I want to lick your p**sy and make you c** so much. ... I want you badly, I know you want me. ... I am so f**king into you. You have to pay attention to (insert name of hot friend here), but let's have fun. I wanna f**kin' eat you and f**k you and suck your t**s and watch you eat (insert name of hot friend here) and lick your *ss. I'm so f**ing into you, it's incredible. Uhm, check this message, and then just say to me, "Yes." ... I wanna f**kin' suck your p**sy, talk dirty to you, watch you and (insert name of hot friend here) eat each other, s**k my c**k, beat off on your face. Get another woman up, hire a hooker. Let's get crazy, get some coke.

    Love and Kisses (sign your name here)
  2. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    I want to make love to you while wearing nothing but a Beefsteak belt buckle.
  3. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Classic. Not Pat O'Brien's finest moment.
  4. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Doesn't mention the dirt buttons.
  5. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    or his finest moment.
  6. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Makes you wonder if Chris L actually listened to the tape to transcribe
    it or he has committed it to memory.
  7. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Still one of the funniest blogs I've ever read....

  8. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Oddly enough, probably the most words Pat O'Brien has ever said without namedropping a celebrity friend.
  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    A couple of shared Hurricanes pre-Mardi Gras on Bourbon Street sound like they could be potentially romantic.
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