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Valentine's Day Pat O'Brien Style

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Feb 14, 2009.

  1. Today is Valentine's Day and it is also Pat O'Brien's 61th birthday. These two things are great alone but like Reese's Cups - they would go great together. So here is a Valentine's day greeting for your sweetie Pat O'Brien style:

    Dear (your sweetheart's name here)

    I wanna f**king go crazy with you. ... You are so f**king hot, and I wanna eat you, and I want you to suck my c**k, and I want to f**k you. ... Let's do it, you are so f**king hot, leave me a voicemail. I'm going to the bathroom, leave me a voicemail. ... I told (insert name of hot friend here) that you were into her. ... I want to lick your p**sy and make you c** so much. ... I want you badly, I know you want me. ... I am so f**king into you. You have to pay attention to (insert name of hot friend here), but let's have fun. I wanna f**kin' eat you and f**k you and suck your t**s and watch you eat (insert name of hot friend here) and lick your *ss. I'm so f**ing into you, it's incredible. Uhm, check this message, and then just say to me, "Yes." ... I wanna f**kin' suck your p**sy, talk dirty to you, watch you and (insert name of hot friend here) eat each other, s**k my c**k, beat off on your face. Get another woman up, hire a hooker. Let's get crazy, get some coke.

    Love and Kisses (sign your name here)

  2. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Show us your t*ts!
  3. I want to go crazy with you.
  4. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    I guarantee this works better than a box of Russell Stover chocolates.
  5. JakeandElwood

    JakeandElwood Well-Known Member

    What about one of those Teddy Bears? I hear she'll think you spent forever planning it.
  6. Rough Mix

    Rough Mix Guest

    I'm stuck in rehab with Pat O'Brien.
  7. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member

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  8. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    wish they could fit all of that poetry on one of those little candy hearts.
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I wonder if Smoove B is back from China after raising the silkworms, then having master sewers create the kimono he's going to give her to persuade her to break one off funky.
  10. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    That was one of the greatest blogs of all time.
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Better than being stuck there with Jeff Dubay...
  12. I don't care about you John Tesh wannabe's - I want to go crazy with you.
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