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Val Kilmer: From Batman to Fatman

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by poindexter, Aug 14, 2006.

  1. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    Phewww.... I thought you were going to ask me to define "thing".
  2. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Do I get how you snookered a woman into marrying you?

    Not unless she has a lot of issues and physical deformities.

    Do I get how you came onto a message board and became one of its biggest douches?

  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    So how long have you had the hots for IJAG's dad?
  4. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    I've met IJAG. She comes from good stock. ;D
  5. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    So my dad didn't REALLY have all those business trips?

    No wonder he drives a Ford. [/crossthreading]
  6. pallister

    pallister Guest

    A little-known Kilmer flick that's a great movie is "The Salton Sea."
  7. Flash

    Flash Guest

    I never got it either. I think his lips make him look gay.
  8. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Pitt looked like a man and then some in that Greek trojan movie thing, whatever the hell it was. I didn't see it (I don't think I've seen a single Pitt movie) but the pics from it made for some sweet eye candy.
  9. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Bart: Lisa, people these days don't want to see a baby bird; they want to see celebrities at their worst.
    Lisa: Is that Rainier Wolfcastle?
    Bart: Check out the gut.
    Wolfcastle: It's for a movie. I'm playing a fat secret agent.
  10. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    I'd say Val Kilmer, if his career keeps up this piece, is on Celebrity Fit Club 7.

    Is anyone else watching the current edition? You can have your other reality shows -- watching Nick Turturro go batshit insane because Angie Stone isn't pedaling the bicycle fast enough is my idea of craptastic, brain-melting TV.
  11. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    RE: Val Kilmer. I'd hit it.
    (he's still much younger than my dad, so it wouldn't be creepy)

    RE: Brad Pitt. Too pretty.
  12. SF_Express

    SF_Express Active Member

    You all have to understand what a great thing this is for me.

    I'm not in perfect shape, but I can now say, "Well, I don't exactly have washboard abs, but I'm no worse off than Val Kilmer."

    As for all of our women members who have said encouraging things about the way he looks, I can only say: Thank you.
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