Usually beat-off material, now beat-up material

Jenna Jameson charged in an incident (with long-ass link proudly added--fuck bit.ly)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/former-porn-actress-jenna-jameson-arrested-after-battery-attack-at-newport-beach-home/2013/04/07/06fa4b3c-9fe9-11e2-bd52-614156372695_story.html

 

Citizen's arrest?

I bet she has a pretty high ratio of being put in cuffs without being arrested, all things considered.

 

Whoa.

 

I saw another story that said she tweeted about the other person being at fault for gusting her ... Do I want to know what gusting is?

 

Buried in my closet is an old VHS porn tape featuring Jenna Jameson. Ever since I put the VCR in storage in the attic a few years ago, that tape has become pretty useless.
That seems like an apt metaphor for Jenna Jameson.

 

Of course you do.

 

+1. I'm 28 and I don't really know anyone who would list her among their favorite, er, actresses. Once the Internet came along, sure, she got some of the initial fame, along with Cindy Margolis, for some reason. But then people moved on to more "interesting" performers like Sasha Grey, Bree Olson and Faye Reagan, it seems. (Note: Do not Google any of them while at work, or within eyeshot of your girlfriend and/or wife.)

 

I'll guess Evan Sailor is the PIO for the Newport Beach PD.

 

Two questions:
1. What is informal probation?
B. The victim placed her under citizen's arrest until polic arrived? Doesn't that imply the victim held her in some form of custody until police arrived, potentially against her will, which is also illegal?

 

Sounds hot.

 

If it's against her will then aren't all citizen's arrests illegal?