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US Plan to Wage New War to Save Innocent Life

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by YankeeFan, Jul 1, 2011.

  1. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Is it Syria? No. In fact, this new war won't add any additional stress to the US military.

    But, it does have parallels to our action in Libya, where we are bombing Gaddafi's troops in order to protect the citizens of Eastern Libya.

    So, who are we protecting? The spotted owl of course. And the plan is to shoot barred owls in order to protect them.

    That's right, we've chosen sides on the Great Owl Wars of the Northwest:

    Here's a picture of our new, owl enemy:

  2. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    The barred owl is a despicable regime that uses rape as a tool of war:

  3. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Riding to the rescue....
  4. printdust

    printdust New Member

    Cost for this experiment: $22.5 million, per day. Just guessing but I bet I'm close.
  5. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    If barred owls can mate with spotted owls, then the future is blobby owls, whether the Fish and Wildlife Service likes it or not.
  6. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    There are rumors that France is arming the spotted owls. No confirmation yet.
  7. CarltonBanks

    CarltonBanks New Member

    I hear spotted owl tastes great breaded and fried.
  8. holy bull

    holy bull Active Member

    Nah. Tastes like chicken.
  9. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Which tastes great breaded & fried.
  10. holy bull

    holy bull Active Member

    Was waiting for that.
  11. mb

    mb Active Member

    Actually tastes a lot like Bald Eagle.
  12. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Picturing barred owls going up to spotted owls and saying, "mind if we dance with your dates?"
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