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Urinals

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Versatile, Jan 19, 2013.

  1. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    I'm dumbfounded that there is a man in the world who feels this way.
     
  2. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    Who among us hasn't pissed in a sink while drunk?
     
  3. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    You can say the same about a trash can, shower, bath tub, basement floor drain, vagina, alley, backyard, garden, bottle, bucket, etc.
     
  4. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    You ever share a bathroom as an adult with a woman?
     
  5. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Yes, albeit briefly. But I'd trade one of my lesser toes for an in-house urinal.
     
  6. Smokey33

    Smokey33 Member

    Every time I wait in line to pee at a sporting event, I lament the demise of the trough.

    Who decided the trough needed to go away? Are there any newer venues with troughs? I love the ones at Wrigley and some other old stadiums.

    Sure, modern urinals provide a little more of a buffer between you and the guy next to you. But when I'm choosing between missing part of the game or squeezing in between two guys at the trough, I'll take the trough.

    Stadium bathrooms should be all about efficiency. Bring back the troughs!
     
  7. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    I didn't know you were German.
     
  8. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    I'll never forget being at a Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans one time and seeing a line 10-deep to piss behind a dumpster. Even better is that there were a few women in the line, too.
     
  9. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    More fun with urinal troughs. They make a dandy substitute for a Slip N' Slide.

     
  10. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    Sometimes I like to see if anyone is reading.

    Other times I like to urinate in vaginas.
     
  11. BB Bobcat

    BB Bobcat Active Member

    If you can't stand up I don't think you can use a urinal. And if you can stand, why do you need a shorter one?
     
  12. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    What's the slang term for that?
    Making a pitcher of lemonade?
    A golden bath?
    Swizzle sticking?
     
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