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Urinals

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Versatile, Jan 19, 2013.

  1. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Home bowl syndrome

    This is the closest to a crapper thread but it is probably one of the all time greatest threads on SJ of all time.
     
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  2. CD Boogie

    CD Boogie Well-Known Member

    Well there goes my afternoon...much reading to catch up on.
     
  3. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    It seems like a lot of guys are just becoming chicks.
    It's a men's room: if you have to fart, fart. Stepping into a stall to fart is insane.
    Some of the local management guys here started talking about no one sh*tting in the men's room, saying guys should go next-door to operations building and use that men's room for a deuce.
    I said no way. It's a men's room, and if I've got to bring the heat, I'm bringing it.

    Using the stall instead of a urinal, no sh#tting, not farting?
    It's out of control. We're men. I don't advocate scatalogical celebration, but I'm not going to be self-conscious about normal bodily functions in a men's room.

    Be polite, be well mannered, but use the room for the purpose for which it is built.
     
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  4. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member

    Phones in a public bathroom.

    At the urinal, in the process of using the urinal, plus texting or whatever with the phone.

    Taking multitasking to a different level, these people are.

    Fucking idiots.
     
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  5. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    But don't SHIT in the urinals. I know someone who did. (Was NOT me).
     
  6. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    [​IMG]
     
  7. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    Somebody crapped in the pisser in the fieldhouse when I was a sophomore. Nobody admitted it because he would've gotten his ass kicked after what the coaches put us through.
     
  8. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Which is all the more reason to do it a second time...
     
  9. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    "THE PHANTOM SHITTER STRIKES AGAIN!"

    Actually reminds me of one of Stephen Coonts' books, a sequel to "Flight of the Intruder," where the Phantom would leave notes telling where he'd deuce next and despite measures — even a Marine guard at one spot — made good on his promise.
     
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  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Yep. Nothing is safe when a phantom shitter is on the loose. Navy stories are exactly what I was thinking of.
     
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  11. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Didn't know that was a Navy tradition. Just thought it was a funny aside in Coonts' book. Wow.
     
  12. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    And, if the Navy Phantom Shitter wasn't disgusting enough, I learned last week that some ships have experienced the Phantom Jerker.
     
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