Urban legends

"A dog's sense of smell it 1000 times more sensitive than a human's."

 

If you hand can cover your whole face...you will get cancer.

Then you would punch the person in the face when they tried it in front of you.

Please tell me somewhere else had this happen to themselves so I don't look like the only idiot!

 

Masturbate and you go blind.

Masturbate and you get hair on your palms.

Jesus Christ, SJ, you're slipping.

 

Ha! It happened to me in 3rd grade and I ended up with a bloody nose.

 

Wait!

What!

That isn't true?!?

 

talking about penis size?

 

Only the dachshunds.

 

Of course those are urban legends...it's Jesus rips off a kitties head every time you touch yourself. Duh.

 

We had Nostradamus predicting a massacre at a dorm on a hill, shaped like a cross, over a cemetery at some point in the last decade of the 20th Century.

 

the story about the foreign-born gas station owner refusing to serve a uniformed soldier reared its ugly head at my old shop. We got so many emails about it and had so many comments on our facebook from "outraged Americans" we had to track down the story and run that it was completely not true. Didn't stop another gas station in town to change their marquee to "American Owned" to earn a few bucks on the xenophobia craze

 

Masturbating is like Claritin for my indoor allergy, cat dander.

 

Of course, I always loved the story of "the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island:"