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UPDATED: You can indict a ham sandwich, but not purple drank (Jamarcus Russell)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Point of Order, Jul 5, 2010.

  1. bigbadeagle

    bigbadeagle Member

    Re: Jamarcus Russell Arrested

    Jesus, that avatar is giving me flashbacks of the last Butthole Surfers show I went to.
     
  2. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    Re: Jamarcus Russell Arrested

    I heard some report on ESPN radio about this.. apparently it's popular down south, and the stuff is called "purple drink", which is a mix of codiene and some other shit. It's why that Packers D-lineman, Jolly (from Texas A&M, or some place) got pinched.

    And yeah, when I heard it was called purple drink, my first thought was a Flaming Moe. He didn't know the secret.. but fire makes it good.
     
  3. ucacm

    ucacm Active Member

    Re: Jamarcus Russell Arrested

    Sippin and dippin and trippin, man, I'm 'bout all out...
     
  4. Re: Jamarcus Russell Arrested

    What's with all the cough syrup hate? Have none of you been bored, suburban youths?
     
  5. qtlaw

    qtlaw Well-Known Member

    Re: Jamarcus Russell Arrested

    I think the let him slide on the 50 cases of whipped cream.
     
  6. SixToe

    SixToe Well-Known Member

    Re: Jamarcus Russell Arrested

    Dave Chappelle would approve.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuTjQLfU6Gk
     
  7. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    Re: Jamarcus Russell Arrested

    None of this explains the undercover part. He wasn't charged with trying to sell.
     
  8. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Re: Jamarcus Russell Arrested

    The strobe-light Mexican is all the drugs I need.
     
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Re: Jamarcus Russell Arrested

    Nice...
     
  10. Hackwilson191

    Hackwilson191 Member

    Re: Jamarcus Russell Arrested

    It's purple drank not drink, you bitches!

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  11. CR19

    CR19 Member

    Re: Jamarcus Russell Arrested

    Jamarcus Russell: The only person who could defeat Kobayashi in a sloppy-joe eating contest at the jail.
     
  12. sgreenwell

    sgreenwell Well-Known Member

    Re: Jamarcus Russell Arrested

    The "undercover" part makes me wonder if 1) dealing charges are forthcoming or 2) he just had so much of it that they traced it back to his house.
     
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