Updated: To turn down or not to turn down a menage a trois?

Fucking skank! Hopefully she'll burn in hell, which where I'm going so I'll be sure to laugh at her while Satan is shoving pinappeles...well you know where.

 

So it appears from evidence on this thread, that if you want to maintain a relationship, you've got to suck it up and do the threesome.

Do I have that right?

Saying no just leads to loneliness and regret.

 

I'm thinking we're all pretty much fucked whatever we do so I'm going with the guy who has a bull for a picture. The more the merrier! Threesome? Fuck that, mine as well have 17-somes.

 

Just don't forget the KY. It can get very dry.

 

I saw a menage of seven on a movie via the hotel Spanktavision recently. The logistics were amazing, to say nothing of how weird it was to see five obviously very happy men at the same time.

 

Ain't love grand?