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Updated: To turn down or not to turn down a menage a trois?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Clever username, Feb 22, 2007.

  1. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

    Re: To turn down or not to turn down a menage a trois?

    It's his first relationship. Odds are pretty good it's going to fail, anyway. What better way to kill it than with a three-way? Or as our esteemed grill-finisher said, he can wait for it to fail and then kick himself for not taking his shot(s).
     
  2. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

    Re: To turn down or not to turn down a menage a trois?

    Fuck that noise. I'm the only one bringing the sausage.
     
  3. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    Re: To turn down or not to turn down a menage a trois?

    But here's the thing about threeways:

    When it's two chicks and a dick, it's all about the chicks. She's satisfying her cooterosity. She knows what cock feels like.

    In a threesome, it might start out hot and heavy or might work up to that at some point, but ultimately, someone's hanging on the sidelines. BFD. Grab a Gatorade, get it back up and jump in there.

    Big advice: make sure everyone agrees on the ground rules first. The buddy has a talk with his girl. The girl has a separate sidebar with the other girl. That way, there's less awkwardness when the tequila and da jism start to flow.
     
  4. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    Re: To turn down or not to turn down a menage a trois?

    I'm saying, what if it's her way to easily get out of the relationship... think Joey's first wife from Friends.
     
  5. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Re: To turn down or not to turn down a menage a trois?

    I should mention that the other girl is Asian. I don't know about you guys, but one of my goals is sleep with at least one girl of each race before I get married. So it would be two birds with one stone.

    I am so going to hell.
     
  6. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Re: To turn down or not to turn down a menage a trois?

    I'm guessing you mean Ross, but point taken.
     
  7. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Re: To turn down or not to turn down a menage a trois?

    Agreed.
     
  8. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Re: To turn down or not to turn down a menage a trois?

    I didn't think about that and I agree, in a way. Though I'm not sure how he'd feel about that.
     
  9. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

    Re: To turn down or not to turn down a menage a trois?

    Then she's already looking to get out. Might as well have some fun before everything breaks down.
     
  10. D-Backs Hack

    D-Backs Hack Guest

    Re: To turn down or not to turn down a menage a trois?

    "Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
     
  11. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Re: To turn down or not to turn down a menage a trois?

    When you first said this was for a friend, I thought, "right."

    That post removed any doubt.
     
  12. melock

    melock Well-Known Member

    Re: To turn down or not to turn down a menage a trois?

    I'll be there waiting with you know who sitting right next to me. My guess is he would have done it.
     
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