Updated thread - What TV commercial gets on your nerves?

patchs · Dec 4, 2006

Van Lingle Mungo said:

patchs said:

If you know who this guy is, you know what I mean.

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I hated those commercials when I first moved to the region. But considering they only last 15 seconds and have no annoying music, there are far worse offenders. I'll take people shouting for a short period of time over music that gets stuck in my head.
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He advertises a LOT here, it seems like 1 out of every 3 commercials is his.
People love the guy, he has dealerships all over the country.
Scary.

finishthehat · Dec 4, 2006

Grohl said:

The Enterprise rental car commercial with "Moose," who's needs a snazzy ride so he can show up in style at his high school reunion. (Moose, I'm guessing, is a former second-team all-conference lineman who's now an insurance salesman in his hometown.) He does the move where he licks his fingers and then wipes his eyebrows with them. And when he shows up at the old high school, the ladies gather around him and purr, "Looking good, Moose."

Awful in its entirety. It's got to be a few years old now, but it's usually shown a lot during the NCAA Tournament, and for some reason I've seen it several times over the last week or so.
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Not to mention that he opens it by saying "Class of 94, watch out!" So apparently he's going to the standard 12-year reunion. In a car that no doubt has an Enterprise logo on it somewhere.

"First of all, I'm not one hundred percent in love with your tone right now" has got to be one of the greatest lines in a TV ad ever.

And nothing, nothing is worse than those John Cougar Mellencamp ads.

dawgpounddiehard · Dec 4, 2006

finishthehat said:

Grohl said:

The Enterprise rental car commercial with "Moose," who's needs a snazzy ride so he can show up in style at his high school reunion. (Moose, I'm guessing, is a former second-team all-conference lineman who's now an insurance salesman in his hometown.) He does the move where he licks his fingers and then wipes his eyebrows with them. And when he shows up at the old high school, the ladies gather around him and purr, "Looking good, Moose."

Awful in its entirety. It's got to be a few years old now, but it's usually shown a lot during the NCAA Tournament, and for some reason I've seen it several times over the last week or so.
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Not to mention that he opens it by saying "Class of 94, watch out!" So apparently he's going to the standard 12-year reunion. In a car that no doubt has an Enterprise logo on it somewhere.

"First of all, I'm not one hundred percent in love with your tone right now" has got to be one of the greatest lines in a TV ad ever.

And nothing, nothing is worse than those John Cougar Mellencamp ads.
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I dunno, I think "Moose" has been around since 2004, so a 10-year reunion would make more sense.

Here's my question, you think Moose takes those two chicks in his rented Caddy and has a threesome?

dooley_womack1 · Dec 4, 2006

dawgpounddiehard said:

finishthehat said:

Grohl said:

The Enterprise rental car commercial with "Moose," who's needs a snazzy ride so he can show up in style at his high school reunion. (Moose, I'm guessing, is a former second-team all-conference lineman who's now an insurance salesman in his hometown.) He does the move where he licks his fingers and then wipes his eyebrows with them. And when he shows up at the old high school, the ladies gather around him and purr, "Looking good, Moose."

Awful in its entirety. It's got to be a few years old now, but it's usually shown a lot during the NCAA Tournament, and for some reason I've seen it several times over the last week or so.
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Not to mention that he opens it by saying "Class of 94, watch out!" So apparently he's going to the standard 12-year reunion. In a car that no doubt has an Enterprise logo on it somewhere.

"First of all, I'm not one hundred percent in love with your tone right now" has got to be one of the greatest lines in a TV ad ever.

And nothing, nothing is worse than those John Cougar Mellencamp ads.
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I dunno, I think "Moose" has been around since 2004, so a 10-year reunion would make more sense.

Here's my question, you think Moose takes those two chicks in his rented Caddy and has a threesome?
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I think his hugging of the Enterprise agent would indicate no.

2muchcoffeeman · Dec 4, 2006

imjustagirl said:

2muchcoffeeman said:

GB-Hack said:

After yesterday's football extravaganza, the Dr. Pepper "Turning 23" commercials are now bugging the hell out of me.

They seemed to be on in Every. Single. Break.
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They're on less often than This Is My Country.

And speaking of those Dr. Pepper ads, couldn't they have picked a song that's not originally about kittencide?
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THERE IS NO PERIOD IN DR PEPPER.
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Conclusively proving that the good doctor is not female.

Tommy_Dreamer · Dec 6, 2006

dooley_womack1 said:

dawgpounddiehard said:

finishthehat said:

Grohl said:

The Enterprise rental car commercial with "Moose," who's needs a snazzy ride so he can show up in style at his high school reunion. (Moose, I'm guessing, is a former second-team all-conference lineman who's now an insurance salesman in his hometown.) He does the move where he licks his fingers and then wipes his eyebrows with them. And when he shows up at the old high school, the ladies gather around him and purr, "Looking good, Moose."

Awful in its entirety. It's got to be a few years old now, but it's usually shown a lot during the NCAA Tournament, and for some reason I've seen it several times over the last week or so.
Click to expand...

Not to mention that he opens it by saying "Class of 94, watch out!" So apparently he's going to the standard 12-year reunion. In a car that no doubt has an Enterprise logo on it somewhere.

"First of all, I'm not one hundred percent in love with your tone right now" has got to be one of the greatest lines in a TV ad ever.

And nothing, nothing is worse than those John Cougar Mellencamp ads.
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I dunno, I think "Moose" has been around since 2004, so a 10-year reunion would make more sense.

Here's my question, you think Moose takes those two chicks in his rented Caddy and has a threesome?
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I think his hugging of the Enterprise agent would indicate no.
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Holy mother of pearl that was funny.

I also detest any Burger King "King" commercials. One of the first ones on "Wake up with the King" was frickin creepy!

That being said there's a commercial out for an off-road video game, the slogan is "Don't Anger the Dirt Gods" or something like that, where the Dirt God asks why the guy is cleaning his 4-wheeler. I always crack up when the voice answers the guy with "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"

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HandsomeHarley · Dec 7, 2006

I saw my most hated one the other night during The Simpsons.

That stupid fucking bitch at the airport that goes "Beeep" and "Booop" while scanning a guy because he has a fucking Sierra Mist in his hand.

Oh, how I'd like to snap that bitch's neck.

Jeff Gluck · Dec 7, 2006

sportswriter said:

I love to Geico commercials because they're so dumb, but hilarious.

I dislike:
1. Man Law
2. Guiness. Brilliant!
3. The PhilipMorris commercials that refer you to their "Don't Smoke" websites, which anyone with a brain realizes is catered to rebellious kids who want to do something because the commercial tells you not to.
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What's wrong with the man law commercials?

GoochMan · Dec 7, 2006

I don't know if it's for Comcast broadband cable or for a DSL service, but I can't stand the husband and wife turtles called the 'Slowskys'.

proudpittsburgher · Dec 7, 2006

I also detest any Burger King "King" commercials. One of the first ones on "Wake up with the King" was frickin creepy!
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I'm a grown man, but the burger king guy kind of scares me. Right along with the Quizno's subs rats/hampsters/whatever they were. Catchy tune, but any food place with road kill as their spokespeople has issues.

Tommy_Dreamer · Dec 7, 2006

CripplerCrossface said:

I saw my most hated one the other night during The Simpsons.

That stupid fucking bitch at the airport that goes "Beeep" and "Booop" while scanning a guy because he has a fucking Sierra Mist in his hand.

Oh, how I'd like to snap that bitch's neck.
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Hey now! There's nothing wrong with Kathy Griffin!

Herbert Anchovy · Dec 7, 2006

I don't think they show them anymore.

-- The guy in the home security commercial who runs out on his dock and screams about finally being able to relax. (Although I believe I did this myself following the 2004 hurricane season finale).

-- Any commercial with the Zoom-Zoom kid.

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