*UPDATED* RIP Coach John Wooden

Re: John Wooden hospitalized, in "grave" condition

And there are some of us bozos out there thinking, "If you're in grave condition, isn't a bit late to go to the hospital?"

 

Re: John Wooden hospitalized, in "grave" condition

English 101 exam, kids:

"Describe Shakespeare's use of foreshadowing when Mercutio says, "Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man...'"

 

Re: John Wooden hospitalized, in "grave" condition

In other news Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead"

 

Re: John Wooden hospitalized, in "grave" condition

Football_Bat is reporting that Suri Cruise has died of old age.

Just getting ahead of the story.

 

Re: John Wooden hospitalized, in "grave" condition

The Orange County Register is reporting that Wooden is out of the hospital and will coach the Lakers in Game 2 of the Finals.

The Washington Post has confirmed this. ;D

 

Re: John Wooden hospitalized, in "grave" condition

Deep Background is reporting that John Wooden has been hired by UCLA. More on this story as it develops

 

Re: John Wooden hospitalized, in "grave" condition

Despite his repeated statements, "I'm very happy at Indiana State."

 

Re: John Wooden hospitalized, in "grave" condition

You mean like "stable"? I hate that one. It tells you nothing. Death is as stable as you can get.

 

Re: John Wooden hospitalized, in "grave" condition

When I asked if they could have picked a better word than "grave," it was an (failed) attempt at dark humor on the word choice, being so close to death. I'd hate someone call my situation "grave" if being six feet under was my next step.

That is all.

 

Re: John Wooden hospitalized, in "grave" condition

The Associated Press is reporting that Wooden has died.

 

Re: John Wooden hospitalized, in "grave" condition

Aw, damn.