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UPDATE: There's a squirrel in my house

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JoelHammond, Apr 29, 2008.

  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Havent heard lately, so I'm guessing the squirrel won
     
  2. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    good.
     
  3. SixToe

    SixToe Well-Known Member

    The squirrel's name is Zed and that's his chopper in front of Joel's house.
     
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I could send my dog over. She doesn't bark at squirrels (but silently stalks them). She does bark at bison, so she can help there.
     
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Are they hosting an intergalactic kegger over there?
     
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    We're going to have to send in a search party, since apparently we've failed and THEY got one of US...
     
  7. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    You fool!!! That's exactly what they want. Joel knew the hazards, he chose his fate. We can't go wasting more lives for one that's already over.
     
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Sure. That's what THEY want you to say. How do we know you're not working for them!?!
     
  9. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Working for them!?! Do I have a fluffy tail? Do I eat acorns? No and no!

    Listen, if you don't have the stomach to be a leader during this crisis, step aside and let somebody else handle it.
     
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Fine. You stay here and man the fort, pantywaist.
    I'll find Joel.

    Well, in the morning. It's starting to get dark. Maybe he can escape... or maybe they'll try to convince us he's escaped because he's working for them...
     
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