Upcoming JDV Super Parties that SJ.com is invited to

Haters!!!1

JDV knows all! He's a super-duper genus and super fit and has a super receding hairline.

 

Form? WTF.

It's called being strong. Don't hate me bc I am not weak like you. You and your shoes couldn't curl 1/2 that using ANY style. It is just like Reggie Jackson (yeah I know him too) said to a gym hater "critiquing" his "form" in benching 315, "how about this guy you take a running start and see if you can bench that.", to which the guy declined and walked away silent. EVERYONE is a critic but know one can put up numbers.

Oh, BTW little dude, I can do the same weight seated @ an incline - meaning with no appreciable movement - uh oh - busted!

Oh hey, great job moderating though. Once again getting involved and taking a definative side. Although, not quite as bad as blantantly calling for peeps to "catjack" a thread like you did before - brilliant!

The bottom line is you haters are jealous. You can't lift ___, you get NO hot girls, you don't have any $$, JDV is WAY smarter than you, JDV is WAY more entertaing then you. The list goes on.

What puzzles me is when you always say prove ___, ___, and __ and then JDV does and you move on to something else. It's like how many times do you want to get your ___ beat?

NO ONE with a SHRED of sense can even try to say I am not the real deal now, no one. It's ALL been proven in spades. You may not like me - fine, but I am legit. Plus I have fun & like to help peeps out. For ____'s sake I am offering SJ a FREE VIP party & we still have the haters hating. Although, most of them are married & can't go or know they wouldn't get the invite or are old cougars who would look weak mixed in with total hotties. So, I think we know where that is coming from.

The cool SJ peeps PM me and are down with all of it, some say it openly most just do their thing and don't want to get in the mud. ALL love the JDV & he loves the VA.

John

 

Get some help, John. Seriously.

 

Translation = <img src="http://www.colossusblog.com/mt/archives/images/sock_puppet_theatre.jpg">

 

Hmm...that is almost good enough to be entertaining, but you need to take it up a couple of notches. At least the Burgh beings something. The rest of you haters leave a LOT to be desired. FHB is the leading light right now in entertaining haters. Follow his lead/creativity.

JDV

 

I thought the translation was: "I'm a long-winded douchebag."

 

Prove all that.

Let's see the vid of you doing those curls with proper form. Hell, do it on a preacher bench.

You hang out with some women. We've seen no proof you have any real relationships with them or are even bedding them. Post a porn vid proving you're hitting it.

Post a vid of your bank statements. Block out the account number, but let's see your balances to prove you aren't living in debt. Have we seen your house? From what I can tell, your residence consists of a computer desk and speakerphone. Are you living in some crappy apartment complex or a swanky condo?

 

I'm neither an old cougar nor married, and I'd have no desire to be at the sort of party JDV would throw. I have higher standards than that.

 

Provably, demonstrably, JDV doesn't do it with ladies 18-to-35.

 

Wow, I try never to respond to Zeke posts but this one is ASTOUNDING it is wrong on SO many levels:

1.) Strength sports are CERTAINLY sports, one of the most fundamental sports (see post above)

2.) You must not know strength sports as there are a lot of tactics in them (technique, weight selection, psyche games, weight class/cutting, meals, warmups, etc.)

3.) Exactly what athletic ability do "tactics" represent - lol.

Looks like I was right about SJ's not giving lifting its due per my post above. I am psychic you know.

Wow