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United States of Shame (or "We're No. 1! We're No. 1!")

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Washington beats out Wisconsin because the stats only track the deflowering of live animals.
     
    Armchair_QB, Jan 28, 2011
    #25
  2. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    I think of strokes as more of a badge of honor concerning the goodness of our cooking.

    And Tennessee for govt. corruption is spot on.
     
    dixiehack, Jan 28, 2011
    #26
  3. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    No way, those corruption rankings are poorly determined.
    Corruption implies government corruption, not corporate or other crime.
    NJ's No. 1.
    Louisiana should be high on that list, too.
     
    Buck, Jan 28, 2011
    #27
  4. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Distracted getting treated for the clap apparently.
     
    Captain_Kirk, Jan 28, 2011
    #28
  5. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Ray Blanton weeps.
     
    dixiehack, Jan 28, 2011
    #29
  6. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Down below, it notes Virginia is actually No. 1 in alcohol-related motorcycle deaths. So there's a catch.
    I think I'll still stay off motorcycles. Drunk or sober.
     
    Moderator1, Jan 28, 2011
    #30
  7. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    And North Carolina really wonders why its schools aren't very good? Really?
     
    Sam Mills 51, Jan 28, 2011
    #31
  8. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Unfortunately, I live in the AIDS capital of the country.

    I really have nothing funny or snarky to add.
     
    forever_town, Jan 29, 2011
    #32
  9. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Kansas leads the nation in the number of states turning 150 years old today.

    Yea, us! 8)
     
    Platyrhynchos, Jan 29, 2011
    #33
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Re: United States of Shame (or "We're No. 1! We're No. 1!")

    Juck the Fayhawks
     
    dooley_womack1, Jan 29, 2011
    #34
  11. MacDaddy

    MacDaddy Active Member

    These feats should be featured on the welcome signs on the highway. "Welcome to Oregon — Can You Spare Some Change?"
     
    MacDaddy, Jan 29, 2011
    #35
  12. holy bull

    holy bull Active Member

    "Welcome to New York -- Expect Delays!"

    or

    "New York: Ever Lateward"
     
    holy bull, Jan 29, 2011
    #36
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