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United States of Shame (or "We're No. 1! We're No. 1!")

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    What's your state the tops in? Here in Kentucky, we're the No. 1 state for cancer. WOOOO!


    Of course, as a fellow Kentuckian told me "Huh. We're stuck between Nerd-dom (Ohio) and death (Tennessee)."

    The story of my life.
  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    California: air pollution? I thought for sure we were going to be No. 1 in Honda Civics with tinted windows.
  3. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Wisconsin: Binge Drinking. I believe that.

    YGBFKM Guest

    There has to be a prelude to fucking dead animals, right?
  5. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    No. Why?
  6. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Kentucky leads in cancer because no one got the memo in that state that smoking kills you.
  7. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Nah. We got the memo. Just couldn't read it.
  8. holy bull

    holy bull Active Member

    "Longest daily commute"? Really? I've got another one for New York: "Most boring thing to be the worst at."
  9. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Hmmmm. I've got unemployment, bad drivers and bestiality. That's an interesting combination.

    Actually, I'll blame my forebears, seeing as I've never actually lived in any of those states myself!
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That's cause we're just that fucking good at everything else!
  11. holy bull

    holy bull Active Member

    Fucking A right.

    I think the poll sample consisted only of people who work in the the New York metro area and state workers who live more than 12 miles from Albany.
  12. GermanKeyser

    GermanKeyser Member

    Texas: high school graduation rate. I can't help but wonder if that has helped influence Louisiana's gonorrhea problem??

    Maybe it was a factor in the Cowboys' downfall this season, too??
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