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United Nations plotting takeover of Denver, one bike at a time

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by dixiehack, Aug 4, 2010.

  1. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    It doesn't pay to be a thinking person in America anymore, because sanity has no place in our national discourse.

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/36891_The_Sinister_United_Nations_Bicycle_Sharing_Takeover_Plot

     
    dixiehack, Aug 4, 2010
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  2. zagoshe

    zagoshe Well-Known Member

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    zagoshe, Aug 4, 2010
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  3. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    WTF is a "United Nations Community"?
     
    JR, Aug 4, 2010
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  4. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

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    (How the hell do you make the picture bigger?)
     
    Baron Scicluna, Aug 4, 2010
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  5. Jersey_Guy

    Jersey_Guy Active Member

    Little Green Footballs is tremendous. Between it and Frum, you can find hope for rational Republicanism.
     
    Jersey_Guy, Aug 4, 2010
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  6. MileHigh

    MileHigh Moderator Staff Member

    Sigh. I can only hold my head in shame. What a joke.
     
    MileHigh, Aug 4, 2010
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  7. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Let me add the subtitles...

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    Batman, Aug 4, 2010
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  8. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Link a bigger one.
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    Football_Bat, Aug 5, 2010
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  9. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Damn it Maes wasn't specific enough! What type of cyclists are the most dangerous UN operatives? Hipster doofuses in skinny jeans on fixies? Spandex-clad roadies rocking carbon fiber? Grungy MTBers on 29ers?
     
    Inky_Wretch, Aug 5, 2010
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  10. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    It's probably these:

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    Oggiedoggie, Aug 5, 2010
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  11. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Definitely the hipster doofuses wearing their sisters jeans and riding fixies.

    I hope all those commies fall off a cliff during a critical mass gone horribly wrong
     
    Idaho, Aug 5, 2010
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  12. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

    Nope. It's gotta be the Freds in their replica Astana spandex riding their replica S-Works Tarmac SL3s! (With the Zipp 720 aftermarket upgrade!) Zoom, Fred, zoom! :)
     
    Azrael, Aug 5, 2010
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