Underwear

I'm just surprised you're still using vowels.

 

Yeah I know!

(uncomfortable silence)

 

Fess up, Bubs. These were what you really bought yesterday

 

Hearing you ladies talk about your drawers is one of an infinite number of reasons I'm glad I wasn't born a woman.

 

Did you say something?

 

Back in the day before 21 made me an honest man one of the greatest turn offs for me was coming across a shorty with a piling problem on their undies. You can't go cheap.

 

Please tell me I'm not the only one who doesn't know what that means!

 

Believe me, I'm going to find out and get back to you.

Sort of guessing we're talking about pilling...those nasty little nylon snags. Can't say for sure, and would love to know who the fuck is the shorty.

 

Maybe Boom meant to write shotty?

No?

 

yes snags from cheap undies. Glad you have expensive tastes 21.

As far "shorty" you ladies gotta get hip to today's slang for girlfriends.

 

Two things you should never skimp on: sunglasses and underwear.

 

nobody ever tells me anything.