Underwear

You wear two pair of underwear a day? Think of all the money you're wasting on extra laundry.

 

It doesn't really cost all that much more. You just load the washers a little more full.

 

I thought for sure Mikey's first post on this thread would have been a little more... interesting.

 

You want to hear my commando story? I've only got one because I learned my lesson. I've also got one similar to Trey's. I love pants stories.

"... And I was wearing the very pants I was going to return."

 

Then the T-shirts suffer, the grass stains won't get as much attention and anarchy will follow directly behind.

 

I only get boxers at The Gap and I have never paid more than $2.97. They put boxers on sale after Christmas and Father's Day and you can always get them for either $1.97 or $2.97. I stock up then and winnow out the worn and the unwearable.

 

I truly, honestly believe that this thread is living proof that the apocalypse is upon us.

 

I thought about attacking the cost analysis that started the whole thing, but like Boon said, forget it, he's rolling.

 

I just threw out the last of my two originals Thursday. It was a sad, sad time. But the thing(s) had to go.

 

About a year ago, the boxer briefs I wore on my wedding day in 2001 finally were dropped from the rotation...

 

That's terrible. Mine were from 2000. They've seen everything I've seen since then. And I just threw them in the trash. Just discarded them like yesterday's junk mail. Like they didn't matter. In the way, even.

I need a drink.

 

Fuck you bitch! I'll burn your teddy bear on the kitchen burner, I swear by God, you know I will!

I wear a 36-waist because 35s are hard to find. I can actually still fit somewhat OK in my 34s. There's even a 32 I have that I can fit into if need be, though I'm sure it's stretched way out.

Don't hate me because I got the beautiful family gene and you didn't! Go on cursing me in the family photo, ugly boy!