Underwear

My first week of college, we had one of those stupid "getting to know everyone" meetings where we were all asked a series of mildly stupid questions.

On boxers vs. briefs. It was 22 for boxers and three for briefs. Of the three who voted for briefs, one was openly gay, one of the others was almost certainly gay as well (Not that there is anything wrong with that). The other guy was European.

Boxers all the way...

 

Underwear isn't for protecting your boys. It's a shart shield for the backside.

 

The Brady Bunch shopped at Sears. Why did you?

 

Shoulda checked Goodwill for a better price.

 

"The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine."

 

Please tell me where one might 'rent' undergarments.... that way I can avoid it at all costs!

 

If the landlord were cute, she could come and collect the rent, as it were. My luck, she'd send the maintenance man.

 

My new favorite phrase.

 

Boxer-briefs are the best.

 

That's when I started giggling uncontrollably. And probably right about the same time Beej vomited his spleen.
(That phrase isn't bad either.)

 

All hail boxer briefs, preferbly Hanes, in multiple colors, because I'm a colorful guy

 

Word.

Regular boxers make me feel... like a free man, if you know what I mean.