Underrated lines in movies

My two favorites are:

In Happpy Gilmore, when Sandler gets up from the car accident:

Virginia: Happy! Happy, are you OK?
Happy Gilmore: Volkswagon!

And from Dumb and Dumber:

Lloyd: Hey, guys. Oh, big gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later.

 

Big Gulps, huh? -- that line is quoted ALLLL THE TIME!!!

Here's my favorite...from Groundhog's day...

"Watch out for that step...it's a doooooooooooooozie..."

 

From Cool Hand Luke:

Warden: Boy, why were you cutting the heads off of parking meters for?
Luke: Small town, not much to do in the evening.

 

War Games: Barry Corbin speaking "Mr. McKittrick after careful consideration I think your computer sucks."

Death Wish II: Bronson speaking "Do you believe in Jesus Christ?" Scumbag wearing a crucifix "Yes sir, yes I do." Bronson: "Well, you're going to meet him." Boom goes the gun.

and I think this one was from Top Gun: To Maverick "Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash."

 

"With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels."

I get chills every time I hear it and I've seen that film at least 100 times...

 

"Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant."

Now, I hate the n-word as much as anyone, but that is one of my favorite scenes of all-time...

 

"Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobies."

 

"You hate people!
But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?"

"Buncha savages in this town."

"Cute cat. What's his name?"
"Annoying customer."
"Fuckin' dickhead."

 

"Johnny Fontane does not get that part, I don't care how many dago-wop guineau goombahs come out of the woodwork."

"Actually, I'm German-Irish."

"Well, then, listen here my Kraut-Mick friend."

 

From "Grosse Pointe Blank"

Spericki: "Kinda sneaks up on ya, doesn't it?"
Blank: "No, you drove us here..."

I always laugh.

 

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
"Germans?"
"Quiet. He's on a roll."

 

Come on, now. Great line, but no way is it underrated.

I nominate:

"Obviously, you're not a golfer."