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"Undateable"

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Dick Whitman, Jul 19, 2010.

  1. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I assumed it was a Taco Bell value meal.
     
  2. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    1) Belching
    2) Farting
    3) Farting during sex and yelling "Rocket power on!" as you thrust

    Personally, some form of flatulence was always sort of a test for me on the second or third date. If a woman let loose with a burp, it showed she was comfortable and not uptight. If I let one go (from either end) and she didn't object it made me feel more comfortable.
     
  3. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Farting
    Farting with power
    Farting to the opposite field.

    I don't really know - duration, stink and volume?
     
  4. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    No. That's the farting triple crown.

    The farting trifecta is burping, farting and sharting.
     
  5. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Attention, sj. com fashionistas

    85. Pleated Pants
     
  6. Second Thoughts

    Second Thoughts Active Member

    Sharting would be a definite deal breaker with either sex on a date.
    And all y'all's answers to this made me laugh.
     
  7. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    I pray to God this happens to me.
     
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    As if that hasn't!
     
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    It's not a deal breaker. I just date girls in pleated skirts.
     
  10. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Why the pox on pleated pants?
     
  11. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    The only girls who wear pleated skirts are twelve.
     
  12. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    I would have started a thread. Trust.
     
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