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Um, hello? Stuart Scott?

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by The Granny, Apr 7, 2009.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    I'd like to cover them with body paint, too.
     
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I dont want to know what you want to use as the brush...
     
  3. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Fixed.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Stuart Scott can only dream of putting body paint on supermodels. His contract forbids it because he might get his good eye put out by a nipple.
     
  5. Some Guy

    Some Guy Active Member

    A little context ... Stewey was setting up a commentary piece by Rick Reilly ... who has covered models being covered in body paint ... and kinda did claim it was a dream assignment.

    Which, you know, I kind of agree with, since I have testicles and all.
     
  6. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    My dream assignment would simply be to return to what I was doing a year ago.
     
  7. The Granny

    The Granny Guest

    Here I thought Stewey's dream was to see out of both eyes.
     
  8. Wonderlic

    Wonderlic Member

    He only needs one eye to oggle underwater David Blaine.
     
  9. topsheep

    topsheep Member

    Take away the schtick and Scott is very good. He has a keen eye on plucking the salient stats that tell the true story of the game. But he does that jigga-shigga shyte that suffocates any liking you want to have for the guy.
     
  10. broadway joe

    broadway joe Guest

    Jigga-shigga?
     
  11. The Granny

    The Granny Guest

    It's like the Charleston, only faster.
     
  12. Wonderlic

    Wonderlic Member

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