Ultimate Fanboy sitting two seats down from me

In the press seating at Game 3 of the Eastern Conference finals. Dude's decked out in Cavs gear and cheering like he bought a ticket and 12 beers.

Is it OK to hit him with a blunt object?

 

Throw erasers, pennies, any small projectile at him.

 

But whatever you do, make sure you hit him.

 

Just make sure it's a heavy object. And I didn't know Whitlock was in Cleveland tonight?

 

Joe MacDonald's in Cleveland?

 

He's with a 35-40k Gannett. We have a rookie as my caddy tonight and he thinks dude is inappropriate.

Somebody in Cavs PR must know the guy. He just got a wave and a smile from dude handing out the stat books.

 

I forgot to mention that the dude is also sporting the t-shirt handed out to Cavs fans as they entered tonight.

Ethics. Awesome.

 

Accidentally slip your soda on him. Then rat him out!

 

Start cheering for the Pistons just to piss him off.

 

Ouch ... someone just hit me with a blunt object and knocked my Cavs hat on the floor, WTF??

 

Ask him if he thinks that James used HGH when he was 15.

If that does not piss him off tell him you think Mark Price was queer.

And if that does not do it, tell him how good the Cavs would be if they had Boozer.