UK boy (13) is a dad before his voice changes

BYH · Feb 16, 2009

KevinmH9 said:

I can't begin to say how much that front picture bugs me. I, however, finding myself to look at it every now and then because I don't know how people can be so stupid. This kid isn't even in high school yet and God only knows what he's going to do about college.
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My divorce was tough on my kid, too.

Freelance Hack · Feb 16, 2009

Footwear doesn't count.

mustangj17 · Feb 16, 2009

mike311gd said:

schiezainc said:

Back in my day, you were lucky to see a bra strap at the age of 13.

If this kid were in my middle school, he would have been the most popular kid in school just for touching a boob. Once it broke that he had sex, he would have ruled the lunch room with an iron fist.
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Senior year was thong central.
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We may have gone to the same high school.

2muchcoffeeman · Feb 16, 2009

Somebody call Maury Povich!

Alfie Patten has reportedly demanded a DNA test to prove he really is a father at age 13 after two other teenagers are said to have claimed they had slept with his girlfriend.

The schoolboy was described as another symbol of ‘broken Britain' after it emerged that he and Chantelle Steadman, 15, had parented baby Masie, born five days ago.

But today the scandal took another twist after it was claimed Richard Goodsell, 16, and Tyler Barker, 14, may have fathered the child.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1145845/I-DNA-test-says-Alfie-teenagers-claim-father.html

Ace · Feb 16, 2009

Oooh boy. What a mess.

Small Town Guy · Feb 16, 2009

Small Town Guy said:

I can't get over the kid's height. 48 inches. That's the height of many of the "you have to be this tall to ride" signs at amusement parks. And not to be crude, but if he's so physically underdeveloped in his height that he makes a female Olympic gymnast look like Robert Wadlow, is he really physically capable of, you know, doing it? Maury might have to be called in for a DNA test; this story might end up like the woman who swam the Atlantic.
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Bumped for my earlier prediction of a Povichian twist to the case.

Captain_Kirk · Feb 16, 2009

2muchcoffeeman said:

Somebody call Maury Povich!

Alfie Patten has reportedly demanded a DNA test to prove he really is a father at age 13 after two other teenagers are said to have claimed they had slept with his girlfriend.

The schoolboy was described as another symbol of broken Britain' after it emerged that he and Chantelle Steadman, 15, had parented baby Masie, born five days ago.

But today the scandal took another twist after it was claimed Richard Goodsell, 16, and Tyler Barker, 14, may have fathered the child.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1145845/I-DNA-test-says-Alfie-teenagers-claim-father.html
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Wow, this just gets better and better.

Sure looks like Mary Queen of Scots got around....

mustangj17 · Feb 16, 2009

Captain_Kirk said:

2muchcoffeeman said:

Somebody call Maury Povich!

Alfie Patten has reportedly demanded a DNA test to prove he really is a father at age 13 after two other teenagers are said to have claimed they had slept with his girlfriend.

The schoolboy was described as another symbol of broken Britain' after it emerged that he and Chantelle Steadman, 15, had parented baby Masie, born five days ago.

But today the scandal took another twist after it was claimed Richard Goodsell, 16, and Tyler Barker, 14, may have fathered the child.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1145845/I-DNA-test-says-Alfie-teenagers-claim-father.html
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Wow, this just gets better and better.

Sure looks like Mary Queen of Scots got around....
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Potentially youngest. Skank. Ever.

Oggiedoggie · Feb 16, 2009

Whats it all about, Alfie?

mike311gd · Feb 16, 2009

Poor guy. Someone get the kid a Happy Meal. Pronto.

Cosmo · Feb 16, 2009

SLUT!

Point of Order · Feb 16, 2009

Am I correct that now most of us will be rooting for the 13-year-old to be the dad?

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