UK boy (13) is a dad before his voice changes

Christ, that kid looks young.

 

We had some pregnant girls in middle school, and two of my friends lost their virginity at 13. This happens.

But yeah, that little dude looks young.

 

Solid.

 

I can't get over the kid's height. 48 inches. That's the height of many of the "you have to be this tall to ride" signs at amusement parks. And not to be crude, but if he's so physically underdeveloped in his height that he makes a female Olympic gymnast look like Robert Wadlow, is he really physically capable of, you know, doing it? Maury might have to be called in for a DNA test; this story might end up like the woman who swam the Atlantic.

 

WWHRD?

 

We had some girls get knocked up in seventh and eighth grades, but the fathers were always older than them. Not saying this kid couldn't be the father, just that it wouldn't be the usual MO of kids that age having a baby.

 

If there's a lesson to be learned from this story, this is it.

 

What's wrong with a handful of tissues and dad's old Playboys? What's with fucking kids these days?

 

Word.

That kid's still shooting blanks.

 

Of course he is still physically able to do it. His height has nothing to do with it.

 

That girl really rocks the cradle.

 

I didn't dare read through all the postings. The front picture and then the picture of the couple was enough for me. That shit is messed up, yo.