UK boy (13) is a dad before his voice changes

What shocked me was the way the kid looked.

I mean, he doesn't even look like he could actually do it.

 

I hope your mom got an invitation to the baby shower.

 

My nephew is 10 and looks much older than this kid.

 

If the kid is the father and not a scapegoat, he has a great shooting percentage but I question his shot selection.

 

At 13, shot selection is not an important aspect. Only taking the shot matters.

 

This sort of thing is exactly why we never let our now 7-year-old son listen to that "The incy wincy spider went up the waterspout" song.

 

Yeah, but he definitely went for the easy lay-up.

 

The mother looks like death warmed over.

I buy that the kid could be 13. I work in a different country, and I'm always stunned when the kids tell me their ages. They're much older than they look.

 

Actually, the mother looks like a direct descendant of Mary Queen of Scots.

 

Or Chris Elliott.

 

Hope she registered for a tanning package for her baby shower.

 

The story says he's 4-feet tall. Is that possible? A small 13 year old boy is like, what, 5 foot? 4 feet? This kid is also a dead ringer for my 13-year-old nephew, who's only slightly bigger, and spent Christmas telling me about 8th grade sex parties he's "heard about," which included...shavings. I'm hoping it was 8th grade urban legend.