Uh oh Jones, IJAG is going to kill you

In the magazine? Yes.

And Jones, is there any chance the Esquire editors have it in for you? Maybe they've been reading SJ and added the period specifically hoping IJAG would off you. Then Jacobs or Pierce could do a big feature on message boards and murder.

 

If it gets Charlie Pierce to interview me, I'll kill Jones right now.

 

Your standards are much higher than Babar's.

 

If I give you a DVD featuring Hawkeye Pierce, will you slap Jones?

 

Hells no. Turning on a good man (who has bought me many beers) will take actual Charlie Pierceness.

 

You need Charlie Pierce to help you turn on a good man? Kinky.

 

Wow. It takes a lot to make me blush, Inky.

Congrats?

 

Hey! Let's keep in mind that BYH is a much more lowly target than Jones. It's not that the standards are higher, it's that the bounty is rightfully lower.

 

Hey bucky, that reminds me. Apropos of nothing, you want to know why nobody watches the baseball playoffs? I had a perfect reminder on Friday.

I went to the movies downtown. When I left my car, the Phillies and Dodgers were in the second inning. When I got back in the car after seeing a full-length film, complete with previews and credits, the game was in the fifth inning. Swear to god. I cannot defend baseball after that.

 

And yet, the Red Sox were still in the third.

 

I loved every minute of it.

 

If you can't laugh at the Phanatic, you don't have a soul. I love that dude, always have.