Uh oh Jones, IJAG is going to kill you

Page 68 of the new Esquire, there it is ...

Dr. Pepper

 

Hey, if the man's got bad editors, she can't fault him. But she probably will anyway.

 

I'll let Jonesy slide. He has a bacon wallet and he's bought me numerous beers. Plus, he ordered a $1.99 hotdog with weird stuff on it and made the kitchen make it before the special actually started.

I'll just fume about it on the inside.

 

I can imagine what the weird stuff was if they had to make it special.

 

With Jonesy's digestive tract, anything is possible.

 

Jim Fregosi has no idea why he just whipped out his dick.

 

Oh, he knows.

 

http://www.capitalalehouse.com/menus/late.php

I can't remember which dog he got. But I have really dark photos of him eating it.

My god I miss that place. I love you, Cap Ale!

 

Baked beans on the hot dog? Certainly cuts out some of the work. I'd throw some slaw on there, too, and and make it a cookout dog.

 

Everyone who clicks on that link must go to the libations tab and go to ale/lager menu. Swear to god, that rotates out weekly. Well, the draft part does. It's basically a 40 or so page menu of beers.

I love you, Cap Ale.

 

Then deep fry it and try to pump blood through the dog, because it would be easier than trying to move it through his veins.

 

Next time I'm at the store, I'm buying the fixin's for my cookout dogs. Hot dog + beans + cole slaw + bun = Mmmmmmmmm.