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Ugly, fat, hairy, high-pitched-voiced man offers massages, women decline

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Small Town Guy, Jun 5, 2008.

  1. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    Guy in Minnesota drives around offering sunbathing women free massages. They decline. He asks one for something to drink and they go inside, where he sexually assaults her.


    Ugly story. But here's the description of the man. Can we get a composite sketch?

    "The suspect also has several distinguishing characteristics: a large stomach, hairy upper body, a large head, a larger than normal nose and a high forehead. His voice was described as high-pitched. He also had a pimple or sore that was red and possibly irritated above the right side of his mouth. During one incident, he had no shirt on, was wearing shorts and was barefooted."
  2. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    I didn't know (insert random SportsJournalists.com member here) lived in Minnesota.
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    That joke's been made many times, just between my friends and I, in the past 10 minutes. :D
  4. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

  5. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    In the history of well-played posts, Killick, that's near, if not at, the top. Shit, that was funny.
  6. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Thanks. It was between Peter King and Mr. "Leather".
  7. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Funnier than my pick.
  8. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    Who is your pick, FT?

    Also, I'm almost at 1,700 posts. Should I start a thread?
  9. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Jason Whitlock
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Delete one, then start one right at 1,700
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