Ugly, fat, hairy, high-pitched-voiced man offers massages, women decline

Guy in Minnesota drives around offering sunbathing women free massages. They decline. He asks one for something to drink and they go inside, where he sexually assaults her.

http://www.startribune.com/local/19560879.html

Ugly story. But here's the description of the man. Can we get a composite sketch?


"The suspect also has several distinguishing characteristics: a large stomach, hairy upper body, a large head, a larger than normal nose and a high forehead. His voice was described as high-pitched. He also had a pimple or sore that was red and possibly irritated above the right side of his mouth. During one incident, he had no shirt on, was wearing shorts and was barefooted."

 

I didn't know (insert random SportsJournalists.com member here) lived in Minnesota.

 

That joke's been made many times, just between my friends and I, in the past 10 minutes.

 

In the history of well-played posts, Killick, that's near, if not at, the top. Shit, that was funny.

 

Thanks. It was between Peter King and Mr. "Leather".

 

Funnier than my pick.

 

Who is your pick, FT?

Also, I'm almost at 1,700 posts. Should I start a thread?

 

Jason Whitlock

 

Delete one, then start one right at 1,700