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UGH women... Please administer the lethal injection now....

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by The Big Ragu, Oct 8, 2006.

  1. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    Dang, that's some nasty-ass stuff right there.
     
  2. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Right? I mean, if she grabs it and shrieks, 'I NEED THAT! FOR MY NUKULAR WAR SURVIVAL KIT!!' you pretty much know what you're dealing with.

    If, on the other hand, she purrs and whispers 'ooh, i have Days-of-the-Week edible thongs in this flavor...' you might want to hang around a little longer.

    But...if she grabs your shoulders and screams, 'SportsJournalists.com!!,' you should get the hell out of there, immediately.
     
  3. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    is the proper protocol to stash it in the fridge so it doesn't melt?
     
  4. Rosie

    Rosie Active Member

    Okay, I obviously missed the thread on fruit rollups, what the heck is that all about?

    Now, my thoughts, for what they are or aren't worth...

    Dane at the party: Forget about her. She is living with another guy -- what if he is Psycho Boyfriend from Hell? You don't need that, and we don't need to find you scattered in little pieces across the back 40. And if you were to get together with her, what's to say that later on she wouldn't pull the same routine once she tires of you?

    Fashion Bitch: Forget about her. I'm not voting with the majority here, I don't think she was interested in anyone but herself and the sound of her voice. "Look at me, I'm an expert. On everything. I even know what all your problems are after meeting with you for five minutes!" She's a shallow, self-absorbed bitch who is looking for a doormat into which she can stab her five-inch stiletto heels.

    The original Dane: Take her out again. Why not, you get along and like each other, right?

    And finally, Ragu, your new sig pic is too funny! ;D
     
  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Tell her the story about the Australian woman who had the lightning coming out of her ass.
    That works every time.
     
  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    That is a scary thought. BYH would never let me live it down if I slept with AF's sister.

    I was pretty drunk. I'm not above going off on someone when I reach my limit, and I can be pretty pointed, but as I said, she was really good friends with my friend whom I met her with. I thought about calling that friend today and asking her what the hell was up with her spawn-of-satan friend. I really have nothing to lose, because, 1) The conversation was so shallow that my old friend didn't seem like the same chick who I used to hang out with and was almost "one of the guys," and 2) I talk to her once every five years nowadays, so I really don't have much to lose by having that conversation.

    And Rosie, yes, I am going to see the first woman I posted about again. She is a really great woman. We are moving really slowly, but so far there is chemistry there.
     
  7. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Top five Danishes:
    1. Cheese
    2. Lemon
    3. Chocolate
    4. Almond
    5. Prune
     
  8. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

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    FYI, SportsJournalists.com Masturbation Squad...

    Jessica Alba's father is Mexican, her mother is of French and Danish descent. :D
     
  9. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Top 5 thinigs to talk about when you meet a Danish woman at a party:
    1. Political cartoons
    2. Fortinbras
    3. Pastry
    4. Niels Bohr
    5. Kierkagaard
     
  10. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    Top 5 fruit rollup flavors:
    1. Orange
    2. Cherry
    3. Grape
    4. Banana
    5. Tuna
     
  11. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    I once lived in an apartment above a Danish manicurist. She boiled broccoli every night, the smell blistered the paint off the walls.

    No idea if this is a national custom, but it was terrifying.
     
  12. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Cherry is clearly the best flavor for Fruit Rollups and edible underwear.
     
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