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U.S. vs. Iran: It's on like Donkey Kong

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Football_Bat, Jan 11, 2007.

  1. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Sure it was, but he can pull it off because he's JDV, whatever.
     
  2. dog428

    dog428 Active Member

    You know what phrase I've really missed over the last six years?

    "A diplomatic resolution."

    You used to hear that shit all the time. You know, back when we were in the midst of eight years of peace and prosperity in the 90s.

    I wonder why now the only answer to the problems we have with Middle Eastern countries is to invade. These other, non-oil-bearing countries, we talk to those guys. We've tried to work things out with that nutcase in N. Korea. But if you're unfortunate enough to have one these combinations: oil and nukes, oil and dictator, oil and sand, your ass is on the clock.
     
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    But we're at war with Eurasia. We've always been at war with Eurasia.
     
  4. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    But Slappy, you have to string 'em up. It's the only language they understand.

    [Ifyoucan'tseethesarcasmfontyouneedtoseeanopticion]
     
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    There were a couple of places in Super Mario World where you could get to a different world based on your speed.
     
  6. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Or you could have Game Genie and fly over and under the trouble areas. ;)
     
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Well, hell, what fun would that be?
     
  8. AreaMan

    AreaMan Member

    Where's that picture of Bush as the biggest hero in the world? That's some cool shit.
     
  9. DougDascenzo

    DougDascenzo Member

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  10. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I have never been so ashamed as I will after I type my next sentence.

    I never beat Mario.

    *feels like the guy tumbling down the hill in the "thrill of victory and agony of defeat" sketch*
     
  11. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    And the chants begin...

    "Loooooser...loooooser..."

    :D
     
  12. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Oh, the worlds I saw with Game Genie which I never would have touched otherwise!
     
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