Tyler Cowen: Average Is Over

While you're doing that, I'm going to remain willfully ignorant and work the rest of the board into a lather by spewing ridiculous assumptions. Cool?

 

While you guys are doing all that, I'm going to be playing chess and becoming even more exceptional. I didn't see "read books" or "demagogue on SportsJournalists.com" anywhere on the list of ways to be among the elite.

 

Fuck that.

I'm going to have another cup of coffee:

Can also make you burn fat, and increase performance.

It's the original PED.

 

Working with machines and learning about machines was on the list too, YF. Shall we retire to our excessively lavish drawing rooms?

 

Both you fuckers are gonna be working for me ... I'll see your mechanical inclinations and raise you with multivariate calculus, SAS programming, and univariate/multivariate statistics. Hah!

 

I don't think that beats chess. Although you might be better than me at chess?

 

I'm gonna multivariate your face.

 

I might be (cough, cough) ... then again, I might be able to divide by zero, too.

Seriously ... I suck at chess.