Two days till Hoover

Unfortunately no. Big high school basketball game between the big two in town. It'll be your girl covering full duties. Tell Mr. MPR I said hello.

 

Oh. Good.

(mpr?)

 

First, Prattville's beatin' their ass. The Lions might not have the MTV love and all the hype, but they've got themselves a damn good football team.

Second, and most importantly, there's a card game? WTF?

Oh, and Fuerte, I better see fair and balanced coverage of that b-ball game. No bullshit pandering to the richies on the east side of town.

 

Fair and balanced, we're the Fox News of north Alabama. The team from the other side of the tracks doesn't stand a chance. Blame Bush.


As for the mpr Slappy, that'd be the preps guy there.

 

CArds, now... you can get here in time for Mr. Herndon to take your money...

 

Pffft, those snobby bastards from the east can't ball.

Hell, the Black Bears are responsible for the phrase, Players play and ballers ball.

'Cause they're ballers. And don't you bitches forget it.

 

Slaps, do you always have a countdown before the big night where your wife shows you a rare kindness?

 

the fighting tigers of eufaula beg to differ, mr. j. they wiped the floor with your alma mater last weekend. that's after coming back from two touchdowns down to beat my alma mater the previous week. apparently their QB is the truth. tubs and muschamp were at their game last weekend watching him and a couple others.

 

Those "snobby bastards from the east" are favorites to make it to at least the Final Four this year. Demond can't seem to get the Black Bears playing good basketball. Too much flash and too little substance to their game. They're missing, how should I put this, I dog-like player: little skill but all heart. They need a Juwan Simpson-type player. But we know what happens to proud Black Bear grads once they move on from high school. Red Raiders 4 life!

 

Eufaula will most likely dismember Athens. No way the Golden Eagles stop the option. Hell my alma mater stopped the option for most of the game. Allowed only 5 first downs. Of course, when 3 go for 55-plus yard touchdowns, you're not going to win many games. But hey, 21-20 biatch. 21-20.

 

Final Four, my ass. The day the Red Raiders win a regional will be the day the Black Bears stop playing basketball. And since that's the only sport they don't suck at, I don't see that happening.

 

Ahhh, that Hoover... nice...
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I must away to the tables...
Anyone wanting to show and play, it's quarter half...